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Hello people, once more I decided it is time for a new blog and the whole "writing something about nothing" thing is old by now so I will tell you about the stupidity of stupid people.
Have you ever had of a band called James Kochalka Superstar? He is pretty messed up and writes joke-songs with titles like "Monkey vs. Robot" and "Show Respect to Michael Jackson." So I guess he also James Kochalka from the band also wrote a book called Monkey vs. Robot, and when I was looking for the song on Wal-Mart music downloads I found the book. It had a little review next to it and it was talking about how beneath the surface, the book had a deeper meaning that we should all take to heart. If the book is similar to the song, the moral is "why can't the monkey and the robot just get along?" But I'm pretty sure they were just being stupid and not trying to make a moral. So either wal-mart misinterperated the book or else the band is stupid for making a song that is good and then trying to put in a moral.

My mp3 player broke

Well, mp3 player isn't as good as I thought it was. Every so often when I use any of the various recording devices in my mp3 player (voice recorder, FM radio recorder, line-in recorder) It freezes and does retarded things where I cant get it to work for like an hour and then it randomly fixes itself. I would just not use the recording but I paid $35 extra for it so I kind of want to use it. I don't think anyone who reads this knows about this kind of stuff, but any suggestions would be helpful

On a completely unrelated topic, My flight back to my nice yishivisher school is in 9 days!!! I put three exclamation marks to emphasize the fact that that sent was being exclamated by me, only in writing. So far my cool new school stuff includes: A backpack. That's all. I also got some stuff shipped to the school from office depot and a pharmacy type of place (I forget which on). My little sister got all this crazy school stuff, like 50 mechanical pencils and a highlighter, two pencil boxes, 12 folders. I miss the days when you were preparing for school and you would go to the store and get all this cool stuff. But I resolve not to cry. A ten dollar backpack is all I need...sniff...

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So, anyway...

I am bored and my last post was getting old so i am writing a new post with as little content as possible that is as long as I can make it. You see, I have long aspired to be able to write things that are very, very, long and have very, very, little content. It all started when I read a book that had a kid in it who was smart enough to write his paper not on bats, or elephants, or bugs, but on nothing at all. My dream further came to fruition during last year's English Class when the-teacher-with-two-names made us write journals for a whole five minutes at the beginning of class every day. Someties I would answer his question very quicky, such as in the following example: Question: What was piggy's reason for being a fat little kid? Answer: I don't know. In that example, I Answered his question in three words. I had to fill up the rest of the five minutes by writing something without actually writing anything. So I did, and learned this skill of writing incredibly long and complicated things that have absolutely nothing to do with anything anyone ever said, did, or wrote. Well this turned out to have a little more content than it was originally intended to have, as you got to read some of the precious history of Foust the Great, which, if you had waited a little longer, you would be able to read in the upcoming book Foust: Serial Killer or Mass Murderer? Oh no! now this thing really has a huge amount of content and can no longer be called an article without content. It has a teaser from my new book and it also reveals me as the one that they call in the media "Foust the Ripper." Now I'm sunk. Hey! There are police outside! But...They can't have read this yet...I haven't even published it yet! No...wait...no! Dont break down my door! No, I need to publish this before they drag me away!

Haha. Just Kidding. I'm not really Foust the Ripper. please dont call the police or I'LL KILL YOU! HEAR ME? KILL YOU!

It is finally here

My new mp3 player is here. It is smaller than I expected and also works a lot worse than I expected. First, I copy-pasted my music on to it using just plain old windows. That took about 20 minutes to copy, and my player couldnt read it. So then I tried using Windows Media Player, and that took an hour and didnt work. Then I used the software that came with the player to transfer all the files, took an hour and 20 minutes and still didnt work. So now, I am putting my music on one album at a time with the software that came with it and it is working. It is a Creative Zen Neeon and it is my friend

Nothing exciting ever happens to me, so I will tell you about something that I find interesting but you probably don't.


So since I am at a very nice yishivisher school they have recently (meaning over the summer) created a rule that No electronics are allowed in the yishiva if they can display pictures or video on their screen. So I needed to get a new mp3 player but I had to find one that had enough memory for what I need but still doesn't have the capability to display pictures and videos on the screen. I eventually found one called Creative Zen Sleek. It may have a dumb name but it has 20GB of memory and FM radio and no pictures. It is the older version, and on the verge of being discontinued, since now they have Creative Zen SleekPhoto. Even Dumber name and it shows pictures. So there was only website I could get the one I wanted which was "Best Buy for business". Also a dumb name, and once I ordered it they told me it would take 11-21 days for delivery. But then I got an email that said it was back ordered and would take 3-4 more weeks and since I have to go back to my nice yishiviasher school before then I had to get my mp3 player from somewhere else. So I found on "TechDepot," which is the dumb name for office depots only useful website I found the Creative Zen Neeon. No that is not a typo it is supposed to say Zen Neeon. So it has a dumb name and it has the dumb feature of being brightly colored and having changeable backlight colors. So It will come tomorrow. I thought It came yesterday but It was only the recharger, not the mp3 player.


I hope that was at least a little interesting to all of my beloved fans who are reading this

Wat iz up my fellow Americans! I am here with a new blog to show the world how things work inside my head. I am a very experienced blogger, I have read many! but i never have done some blogging so I am now. I have nothing to write about, but my page was awfully empty before, so here it is!